Acting friend from second grade

(ABS_Guest10): hello do you live in indiana
(Nick): yes
(ABS_Guest10): are you nick goings
(ABS_Guest10): hello nick
(ABS_Guest10): hey do you live in ft wayne
(Nick): yeah, howd you know?
(ABS_Guest10): are you nick goings
(Nick): ...
(Nick): who is this?
(ABS_Guest10): this is cameron
(Nick): cameron what?
(ABS_Guest10): Nick its me your best friend since second grade
(ABS_Guest10): in naperville
(Nick): ive had lots of friends since second grade
(Nick): which cameron are you?
(ABS_Guest10): Nick the last name is strassman
(ABS_Guest10): ring a bell
(Nick): oh s**t
(Nick): hey
(Nick): hows it going
(ABS_Guest10): pretty good hey can you come during howleen
(Nick): i dunno
(Nick): me and my boyfriend might be doing something
(ABS_Guest10): are you a girl
(Nick): ...
(Nick): no
(Nick): dude its me
(ABS_Guest10): oh nick hey
(ABS_Guest10): remember zack
(Nick): uh, yeah
(Nick): im going out with him
(ABS_Guest10): hey why are you going out with zach
(Nick): because we are in love
(ABS_Guest10): hey can you come over on holween
(Nick): can zach come to?
(ABS_Guest10): zach in arizona sure
(Nick): wtf?
(Nick): not that zach
(Nick): zach rothman
(ABS_Guest10): who the hell are you
(Nick): dude, its me, nick
(Nick): your friend
(Nick): since second grade
(ABS_Guest10): nick goings
(Nick): im trying to come out of the closet to you
(Nick): and tell you that me and zach rothman are in love
(Nick): yes, nick goings...
(ABS_Guest10): are you nick goings
(Nick): yes
(Nick): you there?
(ABS_Guest10): hey can you come up next weeknd
(Nick): yeah
(Nick): will your parents be home?
(ABS_Guest10): who is zach rothman
(ABS_Guest10): yes they will be home
(Nick): my boyfriend
(Nick): oh
(Nick): well
(Nick): if we go in your room
(Nick): could we...
(Nick): mess around?
(ABS_Guest10): are you gay or something
(Nick): yes, im gay
(Nick): well
(Nick): sort of
(Nick): i like girls
(Nick): but i like to f**k guys more
(Nick): and i think you are hot, cameron
(ABS_Guest10): you are not nick
(Nick): yes i am
(Nick): dude
(Nick): please understand
(Nick): i know its hard
(Nick): because youve known me for so long
(Nick): but, i really like you, and i want to be friends
(ABS_Guest10): when did i meet you and where
(Nick): dude, are you serious?
(Nick): why do you have to do this
(ABS_Guest10): what was our second grade teachers name
(Nick): why cant you just accept the fact that im gay
(Nick): and love me for who i am
(Nick): YOU ALWAYS DO THIS CAMERON
(Nick): I LOVE YOU
(ABS_Guest10): who was our second grade teachers bane
(ABS_Guest10): sorry name
(Nick): do you honestly have to ask me that question?
(Nick): after all we have been through
(ABS_Guest10): yes
(Nick): just tell me
(Nick): whats wrong with me being gay
(ABS_Guest10): you don't know
(Nick): no, answer my question
(Nick): and ill answer yours
(Nick): because i love you to much to let you persecute me for my feelings
(ABS_Guest10): nothing
(Nick): so why cant you just love me cameron?
(Nick): this halloween, ill come over
(Nick): bring some things to get you in the mood
(Nick): and ill lick your a**hole, how does that sound?
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